January 2012
5 posts
1 tag
Thread of the Day: so i'm taking a girl to olive... →
Cried, I was laughing so hard.
kriskristoffersonsbeard:
A few highlights:
- “tell her this is the classiest place you’ve ever eaten.”
- “order spaghetti with meatballs and place a breadstick in between two of them and ask her if your plate reminds her of anything as you stare at her, stroking your straw”
- “Make sure when your server asks you for your drink order you insist on smelling the...
December 2011
4 posts
She can’t. Stop. Blinking.
4 tags
November 2011
6 posts
Jon Stewart on Penn State
October 2011
5 posts
1 tag
September 2011
4 posts
Draw a Stickman →
via Blake Gernstetter, a great website to waste some time.
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August 2011
9 posts
THE EDGE
Ginny: Is that a new watch?
Robert: Ya, dual time zones; tells the time in two places.
Ginny: What for?
Robert: So if I'm in L.A. and want to know the time in New York I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.
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Modelland
So Tyra Banks wrote a book.
No, I’m serious. It’s called Modelland (purchase now!). It’s Tyra Banks meets Harry Potter.
I defy anyone to read the excerpt and live/not go to a psych ward/actually explain to me what’s going on (and if you do, there are 564 more pages for you to read in the book).
July 2011
5 posts
moltenhotlavabomb:
vhsinception ‘82
June 2011
4 posts
bestrooftalkever:
Rick Ross Soundboard
(via Complex)
this is AMAZING
May 2011
11 posts
I met one women in Gamblers Anonymous who was addicted to ‘The...
– http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/14/chuck-e-cheese-gambling_n_861785.html?ir=Food
DAN ADLER: POLITICO EXTRAORDINAIRE!
Best. Political Ad. Ever.
——————————————————————————————————- Upon further digging, it gets even better!!! Sean Astin (Sam from Lord of the Rings, Mikey from The Goonies, and RUDY) is...
Can someone please explain to me why Time Warner...
I mean, HBO is owned by Time Warner…
Disney Trademarks Name Of Navy Seal Unit That... →
Classic Disney!!!
Has anyone ever eaten at a Golden Corral?
If you respond yes, I know you’re lying because you’d be dead.
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