February 2010
31 posts
January 2010
106 posts
Michael Scott's suicide came as meeting on... →
I was sort of hoping there’d be an ‘Office’ reference in there. Apparently they kept it PC…
“You know, uh, I went to the Republican House Caucus yesterday to prove that I...”
– President Obama, after being asked if “he could go to his right” by CBS College Basketball announcer, Verne Lundquist.
In Defense Of Books
caseyliz:
I love to read.
Who doesn’t, right? But what you probably don’t know about me, is that I really, really love to read. As a child, it was one of my defining characteristics—“Oh, Casey, she reads a lot.” My mom would drop me off at the library, I would scamper down to the children’s library and wander the aisles for as long as possible, building up a veritable pile of books that I...
J.D. Salinger Is Dead
kriskristoffersonsbeard:
And a million whiny hipsters are in tears.
Well said. I must have seen all of the tumblrs I follow post something about it. I guess I’m joining in now…
“The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...”
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)
The most EPIC Save The Date EVER!!1! →
Crashing this wedding 10-10-10!!!
NBC picks up Conan O'Brien pilot →
Friendly Advertising - kind of like Direct...
me: where do you get your nikes?
dicknivers: i dont buy nikes anymore but when i do i usually go to daves quality meat
me: i dont usually drink beer, but when i do, i prefer dos equis. stay thirsty.
NASA Announces Designs for Personal Flying Suit →
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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That is one f@$&ed up little dude…
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Face-Detection Cameras: Users' Racism Charges... →
“Racist Camera! No, I did not blink… I’m just Asian!” The post was picked up by Gizmodo and Boing Boing, and prompted at least one commenter to note, “You would think that Nikon, being a Japanese company, would have designed this with Asian eyes in mind.”
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Israel and Haiti
From en email my cousin Mindy sent:
On Friday, El Al and IDF planes came into Haiti, carrying 250 medical personnel — doctors, nurses, lab and x-ray technicians and even a psychiatrist — and supplies for a mobile hospital, including a pharmacy, a surgical unit, and a maternity ward. A young Haitian mother who was the first to deliver in this ward, early this morning, named her...
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“‘It’s something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever,’ FBI spokesman (goy) J.J. Klaver said.”
Thank G-d the Jewish boy didn’t tell the FBI about our horns…
Conan blows $1.5 million →
Oh. My. God.
Hamlet by Shakespeare... as told by Knock-Knock...
Reblog and add to the story!!! Keep the oral tradition alive!!!
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Hamlet’s dad.
Hamlet’s dad w— wait, ain’t you dead?
I’M A GHOST FOOL!
Literal Knock-Knock Joke
-Knock-Knock.
-Who’s there?
-Publishers Clearing House.
-Publishers Clearing House who?
-YOU’VE JUST WON $1,000,000!!!!!!!
R.I.P. Ed McMahon
Literal knock-knock jokes, #1.
bestrooftalkever:
savingpaper:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? The DEA. The DEA who? We have a warrant to search the premises.
I have no problem with this idea.
Makes sense.
Bart Scott Interview →
I’ve never heard so many clichés at once.
Oh, and nice shirt…
Jeff Zucker on Charlie Rose →
Charlie Rose is a great interviewer. I would love to see Conan and Jay do a follow up.
