January 2012
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Thread of the Day: so i'm taking a girl to olive... →
Cried, I was laughing so hard.
kriskristoffersonsbeard:
A few highlights:
- “tell her this is the classiest place you’ve ever eaten.”
- “order spaghetti with meatballs and place a breadstick in between two of them and ask her if your plate reminds her of anything as you stare at her, stroking your straw”
- “Make sure when your server asks you for your drink order you insist on smelling the...
