Groin-grabbingly transcendentTumblr (3.0; @esoterrorism)http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0ef8e18afd05376eb1020fcd1d475ef/tumblr_mia1pi9Ehr1qzpdf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Iran launched an ape into space!</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/43164755496http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/43164755496Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:48:54 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1e376416139e796d9dc19aec862825b/tumblr_mgxzfuXkcA1qzpdf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BRB!! LOLZ!!1!</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/41039319947http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/41039319947Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:55:06 -0800<p>Says <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/patti-smith-to-artists-do_n_560794.html" target="_blank">something bad about New York</a>, New Yorkers <a href="http://caseyliz.tumblr.com/post/40696262862/patti-smith-to-young-artists-dont-come-to-nyc" target="_blank">freak</a> <a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/40612101587/patti-smith-to-young-artists-dont-come-to-nyc" target="_blank">out</a>.</p> <p>Anybody says something bad about Los Angeles, Angelenos shrug their shoulders and keep moving.</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/40715770120http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/40715770120Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:29:01 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/769ff64a1b5d0f9c5543f36c2d2b9c6b/tumblr_mfhwcaypRU1qzpdf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love comments sections</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/38638479882http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/38638479882Sun, 23 Dec 2012 09:52:57 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/87d2duPjmjc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0#t=15m20s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Who’s got it better than us?! …Screech?</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/37279571581http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/37279571581Wed, 05 Dec 2012 13:00:26 -0800“If Mitt Romney and his vice-presidential running mate, Representative Paul Ryan, were to win next month’s election, the harm to women’s reproductive rights would extend far beyond the borders of the United States.<br/><br/> In this country, they would support the recriminalization of abortion with the overturning of Roe v. Wade, and they would limit access to contraception and other services. But they have also promised to promote policies abroad that would affect millions of women in the world’s poorest countries, where lack of access to contraception, prenatal care and competent help at childbirth often results in serious illness and thousands of deaths yearly. And the wreckage would begin on Day 1 of a Romney administration.”<br/><br/> - <em>The New York Times: “<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/20/opinion/a-potential-world-of-harm-for-women.html" target="_blank">A World of Harm for Women</a>” (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barackobama.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">barackobama</a>)</em>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/34043908218http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/34043908218Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:48:36 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magf5eH8C31qa9siqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobbyfinger.tumblr.com/post/31670393333" target="_blank">bobbyfinger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My roommate and I were sitting here watching <em>A League of Their Own</em>, something we often do, and as Stillwell Angel ran up and covered the bus driver’s eyes she told me, “You should make a GIF of that that cuts to the bus from <em>Speed</em>.” </p> <p>“OK,” I said.</p> </blockquote>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/32220472436http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/32220472436Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:05:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1mkgYKTC1qe3ktgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punk-tuation.tumblr.com/post/31136391506/maniuplation" target="_blank">punk-tuation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MANIUPLATION</p> </blockquote>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/31136446085http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/31136446085Sat, 08 Sep 2012 11:13:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpkqKTDv1qewacoo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I just laughed so hard</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/30374306329http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/30374306329Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:59:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89f5rYyeG1qzpdf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>iPhone Sale!</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/28735829473http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/28735829473Sat, 04 Aug 2012 19:05:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5byhfCaLT1qzptwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/24723253814/lb-im-gonna-have-an-almond-joy-why-does" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bestrooftalkever</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>LB: I’m gonna have an almond joy. Why does everyone hate almond joys?<br/> (takes bite)<br/> (makes face)<br/> Nick: you forgot it was mostly paste, didn’t you?<br/> Shari: You forget, Mister Bond…</p></blockquote>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24745877213http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24745877213Sat, 09 Jun 2012 07:36:00 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/43122303?byline=0" width="400" height="224" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/24474689863/make-your-own-waves-of-the-day-after-eight-weeks" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Make Your Own Waves of the Day:</strong> After eight weeks sans surf in the Channel Islands, skateboarders jury-rigged their own. Welcome to summer.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/video/archive/2012/06/no-waves-no-worries-try-tarp-surfing/258112/" target="_blank">atlantic</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24475525102http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24475525102Tue, 05 Jun 2012 09:17:24 -0700“Well, all day long at school I hear how great America is at this or how wonderful America did that! Mercia, Mercia, Mercia!”<br/><br/> - <em>Mitt Romney</em>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24075412262http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/24075412262Wed, 30 May 2012 12:16:35 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DQAK8K-DAa4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ok, now how about you watch something that’s ACTUALLY funny? Good. Enjoy.</p> <p>(Long Distance Relationships by the Capri Sons)</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/22803542972http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/22803542972Thu, 10 May 2012 15:41:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rw1glWXn1qz7tcio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/22767201444http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/22767201444Wed, 09 May 2012 22:35:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ikx8X9Uo1qckp4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/19975721012/lawyers-opposing-health-care-law-cite" target="_blank">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="title"><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/lawyers-opposing-health-care-law-cite-kidswithpree,27761/" target="_blank">Lawyers Opposing Health Care Law Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause</a></h2> </blockquote>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19978042094http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19978042094Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:29:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m12czdiBjw1qzpdf6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is about the 49ers signing Mario Manningham.</p> <p>Damn I love reading comments sometimes.</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19496132099http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19496132099Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:40:25 -070049ersFootballESPNComments<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sqneLe3k1qzpdf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well played, Matt from Pittsburgh</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19206499918http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/19206499918Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:59:38 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZUG9qYTJMsI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Dollar Shave Club”</p> <p>via Jonathan Goldman</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/18913393867http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/18913393867Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:34:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i20oMC1D1qzpdf6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe the poor can sleep in her shoe closet. She’d have to rearrange it though…</p>http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/18907304155http://esoterrorism.tumblr.com/post/18907304155Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:00:06 -0800